fullhale:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

(Source: puddlewolf)

hante:

cute boy: hey

me: image

cute boy: what’s up

me: I smell like beef

(Source: johndisneys)

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

(Source: gusfrngs)

sweet-bitsy:

Come back here, son

sweet-bitsy:

Come back here, son

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

(Source: imawanchor)

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profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

My cousins and I found some kittens Saturday. They’re precious~ a friend of mine was suppose to take them to a shelter today! But I haven’t heard from them so idk how that went.

boku-no-elsen:

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.x